Friday, February 25, 2011

Ok....Let's play a game....

You know the game of "Stand up if you have..........."
Here we go ....
Stand up if you have ...went to the Craziest-Kick-A concert you've been to since AC/DC back in the 80's.

Stand up if you have......  kinda been  in the "mosh-pit" and didn't really want to be, and were being pushed around by really BIG BIG SWEATY,STINKY people/MEN...but your Hubby wanted to be REALLY close to the stage.

Stand up if you have ...came out of this CRAZY concert to find your car was TOWED because you came in the back side of the alley not the front and DIDN'T see the DO NOT PARK sign.

Stand up if you have....been in the WORST part of SLC, like by pioneer park, like in "I'm gonna shank your A territory" with NO car and it was midnight.

Stand up if you have....Said "RUN FORREST ....RUN FORREST" to your husband cuz' he's not street-savvy like you, because you used to run away to SLC when you were like 15 and stuff and kinda knew you could be SHANKED ...and stuff....

Stand up if you have... RAN LIKE FORREST to the nearest Hotel, praying for your life, singing "Jesus Take the Wheel "...while calling the tow company...then got to the Hotel, that was like a MILE away, and had them call you a cab...waited for the cab...then the cab took you to a SCARIER, DARKER place where your car was towed...and you quietly, timidly asked the cab guy ...."could you stay while we waited for the tow guy to come so we don't like....GET SHANKED AND DIE!!!!"...But the  "Cabby"  quietly and timidly answered you back with a .....NO.

Stand up if you have ....Got out of the cab to see 2 other men standing by the towing company gate waiting for their car, ......or to get SHANKED AND DIE...
 Naturally in such circumstances of fear .... we quickly BONDED  with the scared men and almost became Facebook friends, but they backed out of giving us they're names right at the last minute...DANG!

Stand up if you have .....paid $180 to get your car out of the tow yard at 1 am in the scariest part of SLC, DIDN'T get SHANKED, bonded with Doctor's from AZ on a skiing trip to Park City, almost became FB friends...Will NEVER go the "In the Venue" to a concert EVER again in my life....And have the BEST story to tell for years to come...
 OH...and also,
Stand up if you were .....50 & 41 years old.... while having this adventure.

(BTW, YES, I did stand up for EVERYONE of these questions... )

BTW, It's official...I fell in LOVE with Ryan Bingham....He ROCKS the DANG house, SHEEESH, that Boy can play a guitar and sing

My Favorite song of the night.....

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

Scott says to tell you "ACCRA GHANA International airport" says he was right there with ya! Sorry, but we are laughing our A off at this!

Karen M

{marie} said...

BAHAHAHA!
Tell Scott we are NEVER gonna get old with the lives we are living...
Us OREM kids...We're keeping it "FRESH & WILD" ...

slytrifecta said...

I am missing out on ALL the fun!!!

chels. said...

Ohhhh my that place is so scary! I clean out my car everytime I go to a concert there...
I'm so glad you didn't get SHANKED AND DIE! <3